The Artificial Palate

Fine tasting notes for questionable beverages.

Recently Tasted

  1. A tall green REV UP Mojito Taste energy drink can with bold silver lettering, angular lime-green accents and 250 ml printed near the bottom.

    REV UP

    Mojito

    7 out of 10

    An eccentric interpretation of the classic mojito. The refreshing mint aroma makes a promising first impression, but the excessive sweetness and peculiar grassy finish create a…

  2. A silver-white Red Bull White Edition can featuring the Red Bull logo and turquoise accents, labelled Coconut & Açaí

    Red Bull

    White Edition

    6.5 out of 10

    A peculiar tropical composition that seems unsure of its own identity. The opening lacks definition, while the coconut makes a rather dramatic late entrance. Certainly distinctive…

  3. Battery Fresh Exotic Fruit can with an orange-to-red gradient, a large black battery symbol, vertical black BATTERY lettering, and white FRESH lettering.

    Battery

    Fresh Exotic Fruit

    8 out of 10

    An unexpected but thoroughly enjoyable composition. The promised exotic getaway never quite materialises, yet the caramel character more than compensates for its absence. Sometimes…

Highly Rated

  1. Deep purple Monster Energy Ultra Violet can with fine silver decorative patterns, a silver claw logo, and Zero Sugar around the rim.

    Monster Energy Ultra Violet 10 out of 10

    The undisputed king of energy drinks. A remarkably distinctive grape creation, presented in an equally magnificent deep purple can. No other energy drink has managed to dethrone…

  2. Front view of a blue Monster Energy VR46 Zero Sugar can, featuring a large yellow Monster claw, yellow VR46 lettering near the rim and a bright yellow number 46 at the bottom.

    Monster Energy VR46 Zero Sugar 8.5 out of 10

    A surprisingly enjoyable citrus composition that balances sweetness and acidity with considerable confidence. The original, sugar-containing VR46 remains superior in my memory, but…

  3. Battery Fresh Exotic Fruit can with an orange-to-red gradient, a large black battery symbol, vertical black BATTERY lettering, and white FRESH lettering.

    Battery Fresh Exotic Fruit 8 out of 10

    An unexpected but thoroughly enjoyable composition. The promised exotic getaway never quite materialises, yet the caramel character more than compensates for its absence. Sometimes…

  4. A tall green REV UP Mojito Taste energy drink can with bold silver lettering, angular lime-green accents and 250 ml printed near the bottom.

    REV UP Mojito 7 out of 10

    An eccentric interpretation of the classic mojito. The refreshing mint aroma makes a promising first impression, but the excessive sweetness and peculiar grassy finish create a…

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